Name the single most notable person to ever come out of Western Kentucky University.
Wrong: Big Red is neither a graduate of WKU, nor a human. Nor can he be killed, because he does not truly exist in this astral plane.
Right: This guy!
So with limited knowledge of the commuter school to my immediate northwest-ish, logic says that since Western’s campus was put under lockdown today because of a near-riot, chances are it involved either that formless blob ever-present at every sporting event OR Big Red. (You saw that joke coming from 100 miles off on the horizon, like a sentry from a comedic army of death, and you did nothing.)
Nag, Nag, Nag