February 4: Fun with the Internet
- The guys at Razorback Expats celebrate Signing Day Eve with a ten-pronged open letter to future Arkansas football players. It’s mostly unremarkable, good-natured enthusiasm and an introduction to school traditions for one’s team, that team not being the one (Ole Miss) celebrated on this blog. So why link it?
5.) Know that we all want you to play lights out for every game, but take note that for us fans a win in Oxford next season would be, dare I say, special. Real special. Precious, as well.
You guessed it: to perpetuate an escalating Internet argument. That’s why.
- The “star” of the porn clip inadvertently spliced into Comcast’s Super Bowl broadcast is named Tristan Kingsley (isn’t that a little dude-ish?), and she’s interviewed here. The highlight:
On one hand, I’m completely apologetic to the families whose kids were exposed to the clip. I have kids myself and would never subject them to a porn movie. They are called adult movies for a reason. On the other hand [this part was aimed at the offended adults], we’ve all had sex and we’ve all seen a penis.
So… The planets align to cross signals during the single most watched television event in the free world to elevate you from a middling, anonymous pole smoker to possible flavor-of-the-moment sex icon and you tell the first piddling blog that calls that you have kids. This is why publicists exist.
- The theory of comparative assumption in medicine proves the following: Pointlessly wearing a towel around your neck will give you cancer of the gooch. And NCAA sanctions. Get well soon Hal Mumme, and then go derail a couple Sun Belt teams with petty violations just to feel alive.
